When I grow up, if I’m rich, I’m not going to buy a big house that I can’t afford to get furniture for. I’m going to buy a medium house with a LOT of land. And on that land I’m going to build an ice rink.
(Mom asks, “What’s a medium house? Like ours?”)
No. Our house is too small for a rich person.
My parents’ blessing – Friends who came to their aid with steam vacuums and advice on how to remove zinc oxide from carpeting after my youngest brother schmeared an entire tube of Desitin all over the floor of his room. It didn’t work. Man, if I had done that, I’d be grounded from the wii for like ten years.